February
15

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Have you noticed the link up above? As it states, it is a link for ManGuyApe.com’s free e-book. All you have to do is click on it, and your browser will direct you to the book.  Also, feel free to give it to someone else.  You can either click the link within the book to save, or just File>Save within the document.

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February
7

Every year, we men see a flood of jewelry commercials on TV and we know that it is either Christmas or Valentine’s Day that is closing in us like a vulture. As that looming buzzard circles overhead we get in our car and drive to the local mall in search of a gift for our Valentine.

Do you need a few quick tips before you take that trip this year? If so, then read on.

The first thing you should realize is whether or not the woman you are buying for wants something specific. Some women love jewelry. They will either tell you this directly, or give you hints. But don’t worry, you don’t need the detective skills of Sherlock Holmes to figure them out- just be perceptive. If you see a few jewelry ads that were left open on the kitchen counter, but somehow didn’t find their way to the trash, then that is a clue. Other times, while we forget to listen, women will actually tell us what they want.

Other women just like surprises. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to difficult. You’ve been on dates before, so it really isn’t too much more difficult then planning one. If you can’t remember it very well, then let me give you a quick recap. Plan something like a dinner at a fancy or somewhat fancy restaurant (somewhere special). If you don’t have the cash to spare, then make dinner for her. You would be surprised how much a woman will love you making dinner.

Next, you might want to get her something. Instead of getting something that you can give to just any woman, find something specifically tailor to her- This ties in again with that darn listening thing that all of us could do a bit more of.

Lastly, flowers are always a good touch for this day. You don’t have to go overboard either. Sometimes one rose even do the trick. Just remember that presentation is everything…

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February
6

Here is an interesting question on something that every man wants to know. Do chick flicks give a man anything? The answer, strangely enough is Yes.

Have you ever wondered why these movies are called “chick flicks”? Whether or not you have actually pondered such a compelling question is only for you to keep secret, but whatever the case, let me enlighten you. The term chick flick originated in the 1980’s but has evolved since then into something entirely different. Today’s chick flicks revolve around romantic themes and are often patterned around themes from fairy tales. So you might have guessed right away that the reason most women watch these films is because they seek a feeling of childhood nostalgia once found in these tales.

This leads us to our next observation of these films. As in the fairy tales, the film will star a male role that is seen as the “prince”.

If we dissect these characters from the fairy tales we can determine what women really want:

  • Dashingly good looks

This consists of medium length feathery hair and a clean shaven face.

  • Men that carry around swords everywhere in case a fight presents itself

This man doesn’t even need to say that he is a protector, he projects this everywhere he goes.

  • Puffy pirate like clothing

The prince is always dressed in something trendy for the time.

This might seem funny to some, but don’t let it be, this is as serious as Fifth grade long division. No, not really, but something to keep in mind is that women are not looking for a rich extravagant man. Rather they are looking for someone who knows himself, and also knows how to treat a woman. By knowing yourself, you have goals, dreams, and are aware of who you are and where you came from. Knowing how to treat a woman, are you kidding me, that’s why you come to this site.

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